Well, where to start. Like most British
conversations, the weather is going to dominate this little missive.
The metrological society has recently called a meeting to agree and
explanation for the current weather (the Atlantic cooling and the Jet
Stream moving south are to blame apparently). The winter has been
dreadful, and lasted until the end of May. It has been like the "Nuclear
Winter" that scientists have predicted after a nuclear war. Interminable
and dreary...
Summer has been a washout so far, and so we had hoped for a little
sunshine on our backs. What we got was layers of winter clothing and
waterproofs instead.
It was as cold and miserable as a tax mans heart...
People were sheltering under any awning they could find like lost
sheep
There was one little ray of sunshine in the form of Jensen parts
supplier in his goody van of delights
Luckily for us Neil Brookes had bought his £5 gazebo, which is
probably the best 5 quid spent in human history, and his barbeque. We
had all chipped in with various foodstuffs and drinks, and were
determined to have a good day despite the weather.
It was being held at Cranage Hall in Cheshire, northern England,
and we had a section of the car park to ourselves.
In a lull from the rain I did a quick run around the car park to
take a few snaps. Concourse was postponed from it's usual 10am start as
the cars were to soaked to be judged.
One brave soul tried to do a bit of polishing under a waterproof
cover
A JOC member had brought his Aston
And an Interceptor R made a guest appearance
The weather was still grim, but people got out their brolly's and
got on with it
And like the last moments of the Titanic, the band played on
It was getting towards lunch time, so we fired up the barbi. Neil
revealed his new Klingon battle spatula!
You would have gotten thrown off a mediaeval battlefield for cruelty
with this!
Chris attempts to set up the barbi
Being a big job he calls for some help!
Neil with his Olympic gas lighter :0)
As punishment for his poor barbi skills Chris got his hat fried
At this juncture, and strange yellow ball appeared in the sky. We
had no idea what it was. Maybe some of our international readers may be
able to identify it?
We piled the goodies on the table and got a cookin'
Sausages, chicken, beef burgers, pork steaks, and salmon were all
shovelled on the barbi
A big thanks to Neil and June, it was excellent
Now, over the years I have taken pictures of Chris enjoying his
lunch, but Chris has now become paranoid that our readers think him a
greedy fat bas*ard, and refused to have his picture taken. Neil
explained the error of his ways...
Suitable contrite, Chris eats a non fattening salad :0)
Fear not, gently readers, Chris was soon munching on animal based
comestibles in the time honoured tradition :0)
Steve Payne readily admits his gluttony and wantonly devours a
sausage with no hint of shame
At this point Marie reminded us to leave some room for pudding and
wheeled these beauties out
Marie looking suitable proud of her handy work
And John from Holland popped over to say hello
After that little lot I had to go for a walk to try to digest it
all, despite the odd yellow thing in the sky disappearing 6 minutes
after it appeared.
The covers had finally come off and all the cars could now be
seen.
It had not been the best of days for concours, but we had a good
time any way. Again, a big thanks to Neil and June for the gazebo and
barbi which made it a good day despite the weathers best efforts.
And a gentleman at the International complained the Monday Club
site hadn't had any new features for a while. Well, here you go :0)
P.S. Steve Payne got a call on the Tuesday after the International
to say he had won the Wally Hall shield for the most miles driven in a
Jensen since the last International for the 6th time. Well done Steve
:0)
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