Jensen Monday Club

Bacon Butties:

 

An essential part of any job is nutrition. This is second only to the most vital part: the  appointment of a Chai Wallah.

Too little food, and the blood sugar levels will drop, leading to fatigue and loss of  concentration. Too much food, and you will want to get in a cave and sleep until March.

The bacon butty is the perfect food for car maintenance. Carbohydrates from the bread for instant energy, protein from the bacon for strength and vitality, fat from the cooking materials, for slow release energy.

And it tastes damn good!

Condiments are two: Red sauce or Brown sauce.  (Although one muck savage was recently caught with English mustard...)